<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6624104893195782733</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:39:34 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>China Orbits The Earth</title><description></description><link>http://chinese-food.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Bowling Alley Bob)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6624104893195782733.post-7722436386194542589</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-16T05:38:29.228-08:00</atom:updated><title>Chinese Phone Sex Takeout</title><description>China plans to send a manned rocket into outer space on October 15, 2003. &lt;br /&gt;It always amazes me how far the Chinese will go to deliver take out orders. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The main problem the Chinese face of course is where to get their pork. &lt;br /&gt;There just are not enough cats and dogs floating around in outer space. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Years ago when I lived in New York there was a restaurant called China Moon. &lt;br /&gt;It never dawned on me at the time how far ahead those Chinese were thinking. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I once had a Chinese lover, best sex I ever had, but I was always horny two hours later. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" Hey waiter there's a dragon fly in my wonton soup! "&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6624104893195782733-7722436386194542589?l=chinese-food.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://chinese-food.blogspot.com/2009/09/chinese-phone-sex-takeout.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Bowling Alley Bob)</author></item></channel></rss>