Chinese Phone Sex Takeout

China plans to send a manned rocket into outer space on October 15, 2003.
It always amazes me how far the Chinese will go to deliver take out orders.

The main problem the Chinese face of course is where to get their pork.
There just are not enough cats and dogs floating around in outer space.

Years ago when I lived in New York there was a restaurant called China Moon.
It never dawned on me at the time how far ahead those Chinese were thinking.

I once had a Chinese lover, best sex I ever had, but I was always horny two hours later.

" Hey waiter there's a dragon fly in my wonton soup! "

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Source: phone-sex-psychologist.com